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Why does Piglet smell? Because he plays with Pooh.

What time did you go to the dentist? Tooth hurty. (läs den högt för er själva, så fattar ni)

I wrote a song about tortilla. Well, actually, it's more of a wrap..

A blind man walked in to a bar. And a chair. And a table. 

My friend David recently lost his ID, now we just call him Dav. 

How do you make a farmer cry? Kill his family. 

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a dog. 

A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame. 

I was walking on the beach when i heard a man yell "help, shark, help". I laughed because i knew the shark wasn't going to help him. 

What do you call a maxican with a rubber toe? Roberto.