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Jag tror min nya grej har blivit roliga historier. På bloggen alltså, jag menar, i verkligheten har de ju alltid varit något jag älskar. Ska nog börja lansera "dagens roligaste" eller nått. Här kommer ett par till, iallafall.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words!
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 ate 9 and 10.
Why wouldn't the lobster share his toys? Because he was shellfish.
Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It is two tired.
Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Where do you find a legless turtle? Right where you left him!
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
Why did the cat want to work in the hispital? Because it wanted to be a first aid kit.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car."
tack och hej
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